Oh, stupid Mondays! But it is over now, and that's something we can all be thankful for. I'm not really capable of writing in sentences tonight so here's a transcript:
Me: Right. Tonight I will not be wasting the time.
Me: No. The time for time wasting has passed.
Husband: Ok then.
Me: So tonight, the only night I have free this week, I will be a) tidying out my handbag
b) finishing at least one tea cosy c) updating the blog d) making dinner....
Husband: *hopefully* Can we have McDonalds for dinner?
Me: No. e) planning what we're doing with the front garden f)...
Husband: *interrupting again* what's for dinner?
Husband: *makes sick noises*
Me: *furiously glares through narrowed eyes*
Husband: *slopes off to the living room to hide behind the couch*
Me: *dinner making noises*
Husband and I eat dinner in silence.
Me: *knitting noises*
Husband: Do you want me to iron your work stuff?
Me: *remembering how much I hate ironing and resolving to love the husband no matter what so long as he keeps ironing my work stuff so I don't have to* YES!
Me: *beams at husband*
Me: *wastes time all evening, not finishing any of the things but starting lots of the new things*
I am considering this evening time well spent.